5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...