Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...