The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...