…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...