Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!