A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
The scum of the earth!
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Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...