Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...