Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.