Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...