English to Chinese Translation!
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Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
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Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
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Stupid Stuff 3
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After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
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Signs that you may be a drunk!
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