Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.