The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....