Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...