Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...