What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...