Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...