If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.