Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!