I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...