Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...