Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...