A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...