Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...