Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...