Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...