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Upmanship
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Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
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Heaven and smoking
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Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Sight of Money
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Fortune cookie mistake
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Spelling checker
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