Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!