If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...