Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...