One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...