Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!