Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?