Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...