Closing down Denny’s
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Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Insulting to women
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Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...