Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...