What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
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Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
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The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?