Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...