When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....