I deserve to be married
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GOD’s New Commandment!
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Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Emergency doctor visit
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Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
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Scared half to death
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Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
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