The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.