Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...