The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....