One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...