Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...