Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...