When I get out…..
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Food quotes and quips
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Things Only Women Understand
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Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Puppies don’t surf…
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At College
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Who needs women
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A few questions and answers
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Mental Health Hotline!
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