Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...