After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...