Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...