Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...