Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...